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Must Reads For The Week 12/15/18

December 17, 2018

Egypt Restricts The Sale Of Yellow Vests Suspecting That Egyptians Might Copy The French, at egyptianstreets.com.  This could be a satirical headline. But it’s true. These geniuses can’t possibly believe that the vests are causing the protests, can they? Just remember these are the same people who think guns cause murder.

Shocking Data Show 40% Of American College Students Never Graduate, at zerohedge.com. 80% of those who don’t finish college have student loan debt. Why do we push college on individuals who have no business going in the first place. College is a racket. All it does is create debt serfs.

Elon Musk’s Taxpayer-Funded Gravy Train, by Allan C. Brownfeld, at mises.org. Elon Musk is a multi million dollar welfare recipient. His businesses wouldn’t survive unless they were subsidized by taxpayer dollars.

House Passes $867 Billion Farm Bill Which Rejects Curbs On Food Stamps, at zerohedge.com. I’m surprised Elon Musk hasn’t figured out a way to get his hands on some of this money. The Government is confiscating the production of some people and redistributing it to others people who haven’t earned it. What is sad is that the supposed party of small government (Republicans) voted for this big government bill.

McKenzie Adams, Alabama 9-Year-Old Who Hung Herself, Faced Racist Bullying, Her Family Says, by Issac Stanley-Becker, at washingtonpost.com. This story is an example of the main stream media shaping the news by what they don’t report. I read the first page of articles of this stories google search. Not one article mentioned that the bullies were black kids. If you read the headlines you would think white kids bullied her. Ask yourself this, if it was white kids doing the bullying, would it have been front page news.

How Government Bureaucrats And The New York Times Are Misleading The Public About Climate Change, by Robert P. Murphy, at mises.org. The government and the media are teaming up to feed us propaganda about global warming.

We Need Unilateral Free Trade With Post-Brexit Britain, by Ryan McMaken, at mises.org. The EU and pro EU bureaucrats in Great Britain are trying to over turn the vote of the British people who decided to get out of the EU. Bureaucrats say they can’t come up with a Brexit deal they can agree on. Why do you need a new “deal” to get out of the old deal. How about you just state that the EU rules no longer apply. That’s one sentence. These bureaucrats are fighting the Brexit straw man they created in order to run out the clock and force another Brexit vote in the hope it turns out different this time.

“Peak TV”: Streaming Originals Overtake Basic Cable, at zerohedge.com. This is an example of the creative destruction of the market. Streaming came into the market and has provided a lower price product that individuals like.

What Is Economic Growth? (And What Is It Not?), by Per Bylund, at mises.org. Increasing productivity is economic growth. In other words producing more output with less imput. Here is an except from the article: “….increased productivity really increases the purchasing power of all money, including (and most importantly) low wages, thus making it much more ‘affordable’ to satisfy one’s needs and wants. But note that the distribution of such prosperity cannot be equal or instantaneous: any new innovation, new good, new service, etc will be created somewhere, by someone– it cannot be created for seven billion plus people instantaneously. So anything new, including new jobs and new productive abilities, has to spread–as ripples–across the economy.

The Myth Of The Neutral Interest Rate, by Frank Shostak, at mises.org. It is impossible for Federal Reserve policy makers to know what the neutral interest rate should be at any particular time. Excerpt from the article: “Now, even if the Fed were to know the level of the neutral rate it could not achieve economic stability. The reason being that the Fed would have to pursue active monetary policies to maintain the neutral rate target”

“This act however, will lead to boom-bust cycles and economic instability. Hence, there cannot be such thing as the neutral interest rate policy, which will result in economic and price stability.”

“Rather than targeting the money market interest rate towards the unknown neutral rate by means of monetary tampering, which leads to more instability, a better alternative is to leave the economy alone, In a free market economy without a central bane, no one would be conducting any kind of monetary policies.”

“In the absence of central bank monetary policies, which enrich some individuals at the expense of other individuals, interest rates that emerge will be truly neutral.”

“In a free market, no one then would be required to establish whether the interest rate is above or below some kind of imaginary equilibrium.”

 

THE BREAK DOWN OF THE RULE OF LAW

DEEP STATE INSIDERS ABUSES OF POWER

Google CEO Exposes Shocking “Full Extent” Of Russian Meddling In 2016, at zerohedge.com. There is very little Russian meddling compared to how much is portrayed by the main stream media.

Despite Comey’s Struggle With Amnesia, Ex-FBI Director Confirms Dossier Totally Unverified, at zerohedge.com. “I Don’t Recall.” This is the phrase that will get you out of a perjury trap. I learned this from the Clintons back in the day. Comey and all insiders know the importance of this phrase. They use it all the time when being questioned. But let me give you better advice. Don’t talk to law enforcement. Assert your fifth amendment rights.

Judge Overseeing Michael Flynn’s Sentencing Just Dropped A Bombshell, by Margot Cleveland, at thefederalist.com. They set a perjury trap for Flynn. He pleaded guilty to a crime he didn’t commit because he didn’t have the resources to fight an all-powerful government.

Former FBI SSA Exposes McCabe & Mueller’s “Unethical, Target & Destroy Coercion” Tactics, Defends Flynn, at zerohedge.com. If you are ever questioned by law enforcement always remember this little fact before you decide to talk or not talk. They can lie to you, but if you lie to them you can be charged with perjury.

DOJ Destroyed Missing Strzok/Page Texts Before IG Reviewed Them, by Bre Payton, at thefederalist.org.  –  Also –  Mueller Destroyed Messages From Peter Strzok’s iPhone, OIG Recovers 19.000 New “FBI Lovebird” Tests, at zerohedge.com. Hillary did this and got away with it. She destroyed Emails after they were subpoenaed. You or I could never get away with this. Only Insiders can get away with this.

 

SATIRICAL HEADLINES

Clintons Outnumber Crowd At Latest Speaking Engagement, at babylonbee.com.

Ninth Circuit Court Rules Border Wall Must Be ‘Short’ Enough That A Pregnant Woman Carrying A Child In Each Arm Could Be Expected To Scale It Without Difficulty’, at babylonbee.com.

Steph Curry Questions Whetherr Michael Jordan Actually Went To Space To Help Bugs Bunny Win A Basketball Game, at babylonbee.com.

Hollywood Working ON Official List Of Comedians It’s OK To Laugh At, at babylonbee.com.

Heisman Winner Proves If You Work Hard And Believe In Yourself, You Can Gave Journalists Try To Ruin Your Life By Combing Through Your Old Tweets, at babylonbee.com.

CNN Opens Up 24-Hour Anonymous Tip Line For Anyone With Synonyms For ‘Meller Closing In’, at theonion.com.

 

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Must Reads For The Week 12/1/18

December 2, 2018

IMMIGRATION

NBC News Reporter Admits Migrant Caravan Predominantly Men, at zerohedge.com. The main stream media has tried to make us believe that these ‘asylum’ seekers were women and children. This reporter let the cat out of the bag. This is what happened with immigration in Europe. Now they are paying the price. We should learn from their mistakes.

On Immigration, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry Discover Their Inner Trump, by Larry Elder, at realclearpolitics.com. Politicians know what audience they are speaking to. Clinton was interviewed by the Guardian. And Kerry was speaking in London. Immigration is a bigger political issue over their than over here.

GOVERNMENT ABUSES OF POWER

‘Minority Report’ Comes To Life: UK Police Will Use AI To Prevent Crime, at zerohedge.com. This can’t happen in the US? We have constitutional rights against Government doing things like this. It is already happening (read here).

Hundreds Of Google Employees Call On Google To Not Be ‘Complicit In Oppression’ In China, by Soo Youn, at abcnews.go.com. Amnesty International and Google employees are standing up against helping Big Brother. Project Dragonfly is designed by Google as a surveillance program to help the Government of China monitor their citizens. It will help China not only censor individuals, it will help ferret out individuals who are ‘enemies’ of the state and assign them to be ‘reeducated’.

How Social Media Is Becoming An Arm Of The State, by Jose Nino, at mises.org. This article asks a great question: “How separate from the State are these social media giants in the first place?” If social media companies bow to government threats of regulation unless they do what government wants, from a censorship standpoint, are they really free market entities?

FBI Raids Home Of Whistleblower On Clinton Foundation  and Uranium One, by Richard Pollock, at dailycaller.com. If you go against government insiders, the full weight of Government will be brought down upon you. They want you to think that resistance is futile.

The Guardian Faceplants As Manafort’s Passports Stamps Don’t Match “Fabricate” Assange Story, at zerohedge.com. The main stream media is part of the Government insiders club. The MSM job is similar to how ‘cleaners’ are used by the Mafia to get rid of dead bodies and clean a crime scene of all evidence. The MSM covers up for big government abuses of power not only by false reporting, but by not reporting on facts that don’t fit the big government narrative.

OTHER STUFF

Supreme Court Limits Habitats Protected Under The Endangered Species Act, by David Savage, at latimes.com. This US Fish and Wild Life Service’s decision on wildlife habitat, was so bad that it was overturned by SCOTUS in an 8-0 decision. This decision reigned in the power of unelected bureaucrats in Government regulatory agencies. Why are their not more 8-0 Supreme Court decisions?

GM & GE Were Both Victimized By The Same Ponzi Scheme, at zerohedge.com. Excerpt from the article: “...GE and Gm have blown more than 53 billion dollars on stock buybacks, and now both companies are in huge trouble. The executives who gutted the finances of both firms by engaging in these sorts of Ponzi tactics should be fired and never be hired by anyone else….”

“For years, big corporations have been borrowing massive amounts of money to fund reckless stock buybacks, and that has helped to fuel an amazing bull market run. But now the game is imploding, and the unraveling of this massive Ponzi scheme is not going to be pretty.

Do you think taxpayers will get stuck paying off this debt in some sort of “Government” bailout?

Christine Blasey Ford Thanks America For $650,000 Payday, Hopes Life “Will Return To Normal”, at zerohedge.com. Are GoFundMe pages a clandestine way to pay off individuals for services rendered for the resistance? She has to pay taxes on this money doesn’t she? Maybe not, since the IRS is also a part of the deep state bureaucracy.

Sun-Dimming Aerosols Could Curb Global Warming, by Matthew Robinson, at cnn.com. At first I thought this article should go into Satirical Headlines below but this is true. Scientists want to reduce global warming by using a technique called stratospheric aerosol injection to spray sulfate particles into the Earth’s lower stratosphere in order to dim the sun.

Wait! I’m confused! I thought greenhouse gasses, like sulfate, caused global warming? Now scientists think the sun causes global warming and needs to be dimmed by the very greenhouse gasses they said cause global warming? As a kid ,with no science degree, I figured out that the sun is what warmed the earth.

Question please? How do ‘scientists’ know what the temperature of the Earth is supposed to be at any given place or at any given time?

Why Do Leftists Settle For Only $15 Per Hour Minimum Wage? at zerohedge.com. Why not a minimum wage higher than $15? If $15 is good $100 would be better wouldn’t it? Here is an excerpt from the article: “I think most everyone, including even liberals, can understand why a $100-an-hour minimum wage would be bad for people…..Because the labor of many, if not most, workers is not valued by employers at $100 and hour…..this would cause business to lose money and force them out of business.”

“If employers value someone’s labor at $90, $80, $50, $15, or $5 an hour, that worker isn’t going to get hired under a system that has a $100-per-hour minimum wage.”

“I think most progressives would get that. For some reason, however, their reasoning ability abandons them and turns to mush when they think of a minimum wage that is set at a much lower rate, say $15. They are unable to see that the same principle applies. Every worker whose labor is valued at less than $15 an hour is not going to get hired.

Michigan College Is “Arming” Students Against Mass Shooters….With Hockey Pucks, at zerohedge.com. At least they are finally admitting that students need to be armed with a weapon to fight back against in an active shooter situation. But, have these people ever heard the saying, “You never bring a hockey puck to a gun fight.”

 

SATIRICAL HEADLINES

Obama Boasts That Obamacare Has Reduced Health Care Costs By Lowering Life Expectancy: ‘Thank Me For That” at babylonbee.com.

Pathetic conservative Hasn’t Even Been Banned From Twitter Yet, at babylonbee.com.

Obama Blasts Trump’s Use Of Tear Gas On Foreigners: ‘Frankly, I Would Have Used A Drone Strike‘, at babylonbee.com.

Global Warming Pinned ON Kid Who Keeps Leaving The Fromt Door Wide Open While The Heater Is On, at babylonbee.com.

 

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